Resurrection Clause
Yesterday the Washington Post reported a very sad and very odd case in Baltimore. A 22 year-old mother was told by her cult, the One Mind Ministries, to deprive her son of food and water until he was willing to say “amen” before breakfast. The child died. Both the mother, Ria Ramkissoon, and the higher members of the cult are being charged.
That part is sad. The more recent development is the odd part. Ramkissoon has agreed to plead guilty to a lesser offense and testify against the cult’s leaders. But the cult believes that “if the child’s body could travel with them, it could be resurrected at a later date.” In what must have been an utterly bewildering experience for the DA, Ramkissoon insisted that all charges be dropped if the child did, in fact, come back to life:
“It also is specifically noted,” Baltimore Circuit Court Judge Timothy Doory said in court as he described the plea bargain to the boy’s mother, “that if the victim in this case, Javon Thompson, is resurrected, as you still hold some hope he will be, you may withdraw the plea, and the charges will be nolle prossed [withdrawn] against you.”
A friend of mine remarked, “I can see the DA saying ‘you drive a tough deal, but ok: I’ll drop charges if your son rises from the dead.’”
They had to clarify a bit though.
A spokeswoman for the Baltimore state’s attorney’s office said that in recent weeks, as prosecutors and Ramkissoon’s attorney discussed the plea bargain, prosecutors made it clear that Ramkissoon could not get out of her obligations if she asserted that Javon [her son] came back as anything other than himself.
“This would need to be a Jesus-like resurrection,” Margaret Burns, the spokeswoman, said after the hearing. “It cannot be a reincarnation in another object or animal.”
Clever. Otherwise the government would be committed to evaluating supernatural claims like whether a new puppy had Javon’s soul.
I suppose it makes sense that if the victim of a murder isn’t actually dead, then murder charges would be moot. Perhaps we can make it a standard agreement, instead of a one-time thing.


Due to a mysterious, unexplained impulse (read: stupidity) I decided to read some comments on Michelle Malkin’s blog. 
